Cut from LJ! Will update later.
Ok, so I saw Serenity firday! And it was luike: =O! It was good. Lots of shit blowing up and shit. But now I want a cute girlfriend with mental problems who's capable of kicking ass and finding out dirty secrets.
Yea, River = hawt
So~ then I fall asleep sometime at home during Stargate SG-1's second airing. I wake up saturday. Take a shower and shit. Then after some time, go to Goodwill and buy an awesome coat. Then I go to Sarasota Square Mall and shit.
I walked by this table and some girls shouted 'hot! Hot! rawr! Hawt!' No idea what their problem was. I think they were attracted to me because of the coat and my hawt olive skin and curly hair and wanted my penis in their vaginas. :/
Yeah. I'm a male version of Miwa Oshiro.
Then I see Adam, Chris, and some guy with leather, studs, and a spiky mowhawk. We try getting Chris into a group hug buyt he says he doesn't want to, so Adam, the guy, and I have a group hug with Chris out of it. btw Adam did a tarot reading on Chris and Chris came out gay every time. XD But that's because the choir is gay and the boys there give each other blowjobs like Fortner does to James, but that could be because they're both losers. :/ So after that Adam wants to call his friend outside.
Action - We go up to a little kid on the rocking car thingies.
Adam: Hey!
Mother of Kids: >__>
Adam: Watch how fast you're going! You might hit a kid! ....eighty in a twenty speed zone.
Chris: XD;
me: *looks at mother* *looks at Adam* *looks back at mother* .... *shrug*
Action - Adam decides he wants to scare as many people as possible before leaving!
Action - Adam sees a group of kids
....I forgot what happened here. It ended in Adam being told to shut up.
Action - We walk past an Air Conditioned capsule
Girls: *see me* *pound on glass*
me: *looks* *shrug* .... *continues walking*
Chris: Hey, those girls were pounding on the glass.
Adam: *runs up to glass* *presses self on glass*
Action - We get outside
Ehh, I run inside, hold a phone conversation with Adam about his mom and mine having penises and me having sucked his mother's the night before. I run outside on the opposite side of the mall, see Adam, and grab him. So we sit again.
Cute Girl in Miniskirt: *walks by*
me: *thinking* Is there a pop machine...? I'm thirsty.
Adam: Hmm....
Girl is out of earshot.
Adam: Aww! I coulda said 'hey, baby, wanna fuck a fat man in an overcoat?'. Wait, you're not fat! You-- you need to eat more Americans! Or are you Russian? Tsk, you make me sick!
Action - Adam tries my coat on
Adam: Hey, Spoonie, lemme see your coat.
me: *takes it off* Phew! *throws at Adam*
Adam: *puts it on* It smells like Spoonie-- oh my god! It's all sweaty!
me: Thanks~ <3
Adam: *goes into frame and mirror shop* *looks in mirror* .... *flashing motion* *evil laugh* *runs outside acting like he's just shoplifted*
Old Man: .... >=O
me: *shrug*
Chris and I follow Adam.
Adam: Hmm....I gotta act like I'm flashing people. Except this time people I know. Last time I got arrested.
me: Arrested...? XD;
Adam: Aha! *runs by old people* *FLASH!*
Old People: ...?
Adam: *runs by kid's play area* *FLASH!*
Kids: *scream*
Adam runs a loop around the play area and returns to Chris and I.
Adam: Hey, I should act like I'm shoplifting!
me: No. You shouldn't!
Then Adam flashes friends of his in the Food Court.
Action - Adam, Chris, and I are in the Food Court.
Adam: *leaps on me*
me: Uh?!
Adam: Hey, let's piggyback!
me: Okay. Try again.
Adam: *hop!*
me: Jesus! *running around* *next to Disney Store/GAP* *drops Adam* Augh, gotta rest.
Chris: *takes pack off Adam* Now try! You know how heavy my bag was last year, I had you lift it!
me: Okay.
Adam and I piggyback again.
After~
me: I feel light! ;__;
Action - Adam, Chris, and I find Nick.
Chris: *walks up to Nick in my coat*
Nick: Where'd you get that?
me: Sup. *takes out spoon* SPOOKDOUKEN!
Spoon: bounce!
Nick: Could you get me a fork and napkins, please?
me: k *strides to Mandarin Express* *waits in line*
Line disperses.
Girl: HELLO
me: May I take a fork, please?
Girl: Feel free to!
me: And some napkins, please?
Girl: *hands over*
me: Thanks. Later. *stride over to Nick*
Action - Adam, Chris, and I are at the Cellphone Cover stand and Lotion Kiosk.
BLOOBITY BLAH-BLAH CONVERSATION. WITH PEOPLE
Adam covers my spoon in eight lotions, we go to the bathroom and he acts like he's threatening me to put on a dress, we walk out. Chris shows me the nerve in my back, Adam tells me to look at him because he shit out a chair, girl from Coffee Shop tells Adam to return chair, Adam wonders what'd happen if he asks to buy chairs from restaurants. Blah blah Adam falls in a play fight with Chris, guard sees them, I go 'I'm outta here', nod to guy at phone kiosk, walk up to guy at kiosk hting.
me: ....those're my friends.
Guy: HEH
Action - Nick, Dakota, Mitch, and Steven find me.
BIG SWEATY MAN-HUGS. AND AN FF TACTICS PARTY ARRANGEMENT. I get to be Algus~ We go harass Harlee at JC Penny's~
WE HIDE BEHIND SOME PPLZ
me: My leg hurts. ;__;
Dakota: Mine too.
Old Lady: wut
me: *shruglaff*
Old Lady: Whateva-bla-bla.
me: *bunny ears Dakota*
Old Lady: Whateva-bla-bla.
one of us: Oh, shit! She saw us!
WE SCATTERexceptforSteve
Steve: *finds us*
everyone: OHOHO! u stood their lawl
me: Your intelligence at one?
Steve: *something about my face in his penis and one or something*
me: OKAY! *kneels over, face-in-Steven's-crotch*
Then we sat in front of Hot Topic and everyone played their DS and I wandered and shit. THEN, MOTHERFUCKERS. Then.
I enter Gamestop and buy Shadow Hearts II. Guys and I chew some fat, yo.
guy: blah blah what u get from eb
me: *holdsu p SFII Anniversary Collection strategy guide*
CONVERSATION.
guy: we're buying EB!
guy2: yea
I TELL THEM ABOUT BEING UP NORTH AND SHIT AND FUNCOLAND AND GOING BACK AND WHERE THE HELL'S FUNCOLAND AND GUY SAYS I WAS FROM WISCONSON BLAH BLAH. CHRIS FARLEY. I buy Shadow Hearts II.
guy: blah blah played first one? blah blah
me: N~ay.
guy: o dam blah blah if play first one get second free something-soem,thing
me: o like we <3 katamari
guy2: wanna playh that
me: yea play katamari damacy can transfer constellations to we <3 katamari so can roll up Sun for dog
MORE CONVERSATION.
Guy: Hey, wanna buy a discount card?
me: What's the cost?
Guy: Fourteen bucks!
me: Nah, I'm good.
Guy: *lists MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME ADVANTAGES*
me: AAH, screw it. Have at it! *hurls another twenty*
MORE CHEWING FAT.
guy: Ok *gives out MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME EXTRAS* TOO BAD I CANT USE THE 10% OFF ONE
me: Ah, because y'work here?
guy, 1: *nod* D:
me: Ahh, getcherselves fired! G'work at McDonald's!
guy: No~ I like working here.
me: Heh.
guy1: HEY WANT AN APP
me: k
So I got an app~
Ok, so I saw Serenity firday! And it was luike: =O! It was good. Lots of shit blowing up and shit. But now I want a cute girlfriend with mental problems who's capable of kicking ass and finding out dirty secrets.
Yea, River = hawt
So~ then I fall asleep sometime at home during Stargate SG-1's second airing. I wake up saturday. Take a shower and shit. Then after some time, go to Goodwill and buy an awesome coat. Then I go to Sarasota Square Mall and shit.
I walked by this table and some girls shouted 'hot! Hot! rawr! Hawt!' No idea what their problem was. I think they were attracted to me because of the coat and my hawt olive skin and curly hair and wanted my penis in their vaginas. :/
Yeah. I'm a male version of Miwa Oshiro.
Then I see Adam, Chris, and some guy with leather, studs, and a spiky mowhawk. We try getting Chris into a group hug buyt he says he doesn't want to, so Adam, the guy, and I have a group hug with Chris out of it. btw Adam did a tarot reading on Chris and Chris came out gay every time. XD But that's because the choir is gay and the boys there give each other blowjobs like Fortner does to James, but that could be because they're both losers. :/ So after that Adam wants to call his friend outside.
Action - We go up to a little kid on the rocking car thingies.
Adam: Hey!
Mother of Kids: >__>
Adam: Watch how fast you're going! You might hit a kid! ....eighty in a twenty speed zone.
Chris: XD;
me: *looks at mother* *looks at Adam* *looks back at mother* .... *shrug*
Action - Adam decides he wants to scare as many people as possible before leaving!
Action - Adam sees a group of kids
....I forgot what happened here. It ended in Adam being told to shut up.
Action - We walk past an Air Conditioned capsule
Girls: *see me* *pound on glass*
me: *looks* *shrug* .... *continues walking*
Chris: Hey, those girls were pounding on the glass.
Adam: *runs up to glass* *presses self on glass*
Action - We get outside
Ehh, I run inside, hold a phone conversation with Adam about his mom and mine having penises and me having sucked his mother's the night before. I run outside on the opposite side of the mall, see Adam, and grab him. So we sit again.
Cute Girl in Miniskirt: *walks by*
me: *thinking* Is there a pop machine...? I'm thirsty.
Adam: Hmm....
Girl is out of earshot.
Adam: Aww! I coulda said 'hey, baby, wanna fuck a fat man in an overcoat?'. Wait, you're not fat! You-- you need to eat more Americans! Or are you Russian? Tsk, you make me sick!
Action - Adam tries my coat on
Adam: Hey, Spoonie, lemme see your coat.
me: *takes it off* Phew! *throws at Adam*
Adam: *puts it on* It smells like Spoonie-- oh my god! It's all sweaty!
me: Thanks~ <3
Adam: *goes into frame and mirror shop* *looks in mirror* .... *flashing motion* *evil laugh* *runs outside acting like he's just shoplifted*
Old Man: .... >=O
me: *shrug*
Chris and I follow Adam.
Adam: Hmm....I gotta act like I'm flashing people. Except this time people I know. Last time I got arrested.
me: Arrested...? XD;
Adam: Aha! *runs by old people* *FLASH!*
Old People: ...?
Adam: *runs by kid's play area* *FLASH!*
Kids: *scream*
Adam runs a loop around the play area and returns to Chris and I.
Adam: Hey, I should act like I'm shoplifting!
me: No. You shouldn't!
Then Adam flashes friends of his in the Food Court.
Action - Adam, Chris, and I are in the Food Court.
Adam: *leaps on me*
me: Uh?!
Adam: Hey, let's piggyback!
me: Okay. Try again.
Adam: *hop!*
me: Jesus! *running around* *next to Disney Store/GAP* *drops Adam* Augh, gotta rest.
Chris: *takes pack off Adam* Now try! You know how heavy my bag was last year, I had you lift it!
me: Okay.
Adam and I piggyback again.
After~
me: I feel light! ;__;
Action - Adam, Chris, and I find Nick.
Chris: *walks up to Nick in my coat*
Nick: Where'd you get that?
me: Sup. *takes out spoon* SPOOKDOUKEN!
Spoon: bounce!
Nick: Could you get me a fork and napkins, please?
me: k *strides to Mandarin Express* *waits in line*
Line disperses.
Girl: HELLO
me: May I take a fork, please?
Girl: Feel free to!
me: And some napkins, please?
Girl: *hands over*
me: Thanks. Later. *stride over to Nick*
Action - Adam, Chris, and I are at the Cellphone Cover stand and Lotion Kiosk.
BLOOBITY BLAH-BLAH CONVERSATION. WITH PEOPLE
Adam covers my spoon in eight lotions, we go to the bathroom and he acts like he's threatening me to put on a dress, we walk out. Chris shows me the nerve in my back, Adam tells me to look at him because he shit out a chair, girl from Coffee Shop tells Adam to return chair, Adam wonders what'd happen if he asks to buy chairs from restaurants. Blah blah Adam falls in a play fight with Chris, guard sees them, I go 'I'm outta here', nod to guy at phone kiosk, walk up to guy at kiosk hting.
me: ....those're my friends.
Guy: HEH
Action - Nick, Dakota, Mitch, and Steven find me.
BIG SWEATY MAN-HUGS. AND AN FF TACTICS PARTY ARRANGEMENT. I get to be Algus~ We go harass Harlee at JC Penny's~
WE HIDE BEHIND SOME PPLZ
me: My leg hurts. ;__;
Dakota: Mine too.
Old Lady: wut
me: *shruglaff*
Old Lady: Whateva-bla-bla.
me: *bunny ears Dakota*
Old Lady: Whateva-bla-bla.
one of us: Oh, shit! She saw us!
WE SCATTERexceptforSteve
Steve: *finds us*
everyone: OHOHO! u stood their lawl
me: Your intelligence at one?
Steve: *something about my face in his penis and one or something*
me: OKAY! *kneels over, face-in-Steven's-crotch*
Then we sat in front of Hot Topic and everyone played their DS and I wandered and shit. THEN, MOTHERFUCKERS. Then.
I enter Gamestop and buy Shadow Hearts II. Guys and I chew some fat, yo.
guy: blah blah what u get from eb
me: *holdsu p SFII Anniversary Collection strategy guide*
CONVERSATION.
guy: we're buying EB!
guy2: yea
I TELL THEM ABOUT BEING UP NORTH AND SHIT AND FUNCOLAND AND GOING BACK AND WHERE THE HELL'S FUNCOLAND AND GUY SAYS I WAS FROM WISCONSON BLAH BLAH. CHRIS FARLEY. I buy Shadow Hearts II.
guy: blah blah played first one? blah blah
me: N~ay.
guy: o dam blah blah if play first one get second free something-soem,thing
me: o like we <3 katamari
guy2: wanna playh that
me: yea play katamari damacy can transfer constellations to we <3 katamari so can roll up Sun for dog
MORE CONVERSATION.
Guy: Hey, wanna buy a discount card?
me: What's the cost?
Guy: Fourteen bucks!
me: Nah, I'm good.
Guy: *lists MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME ADVANTAGES*
me: AAH, screw it. Have at it! *hurls another twenty*
MORE CHEWING FAT.
guy: Ok *gives out MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME EXTRAS* TOO BAD I CANT USE THE 10% OFF ONE
me: Ah, because y'work here?
guy, 1: *nod* D:
me: Ahh, getcherselves fired! G'work at McDonald's!
guy: No~ I like working here.
me: Heh.
guy1: HEY WANT AN APP
me: k
So I got an app~
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